Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Healthy Levels of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. dontuseanypunctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Hard."

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

5 comments:

Michelle said...

LOL! There are some great ones here!

Thanks for the laugh!

Jehanne said...

haha, i really like that

Shar said...

Hi Hilary

I don't know if this is everyones taste and they will probably ask why I found it soooooooo funny .........
but I was actually crying with laughter!! my husband just hardly cracked a smile, oh well, my belly hurts now!!

Thanks for that!!

Shar x

Tracey said...

This is a great post Hilary, I have not laughed so hard in ages!!!

Alicia said...

Hahahaha I sent this one around my office a few months ago. It still makes me laugh :D